Vampire for Hire

Get your Hearts Pumping and Biorhythms Jumping this Halloween!

 

This Unique Act is suitable for everyone:  Children, Adults, Grey Rinse, T.T.P.O. (Those That Past Over).

Hanging around scaring your mortal guests out of their skin…

Hatching from his pupae or just hanging there waiting…like a crocodile on the banks of the Mississippi, your choice entirely!

Suitable for any party entertainment ideas. The Baron is versatile to your requirements…within reason of course!

Picture a real live vampire at your event or function. Come too close and you can hear it’s not human!!! Feel your guests shudder with astonishment when they are met by their own fear as he lunges and dives at them wanting a feast…!

Hanging in position waiting to strike at his victims…,  your guests. You’ll be able to see the fear in your friends, hear the shrills and shrieks as he stalks them in the venue… Helpless Victims or Cool Cookies? Let the Baron Von Grindle  be Your Vampire For Hire!

 

 

Hanging Around…

The Baron Von Grindle hangs from his resting place (a specialist portable trapeze perch) upside down, waiting for any one human to come within striking distance…  Unexpectedly he lunges up and out scaring the prey before him into making a quick exit away from the potential danger ~  A Vampire.

Within the blink of an eye he moves from being upside down to being stood on top of the perch towering down over the whole room with vampire menace… who’s next?

Through body language and eye contact he isolates his victims.

Down off the perch he stalks around the room snarling and hissing with deathly stillness, wild eyes and hunger shining from his fangs. When satisfied by their screams and yelps he returns to lie in wait once again and hang around for this next unsuspecting victim to come too close.

The Baron Von Grindle also mixes and mingles with guests, showing his delightful charming side. With wit, repartee and some painful killer jokes he entertains around tables or holds court anywhere.  Always with a few tricks up his sleeve too and not to mention his pet severed hand that crawls about his person which is frighteningly realistic.

If there is any opportunity to extract more screams and frights during this period of performance the Baron Von Grindle always goes for the jugular.

 

Guests arrive into dinner, somewhere prominent is the vampire’s pupae and inside is the vampire inverted and unseen waiting to hatch.
After some minutes of interest (in the Champagne or the first course), intrigue and activity around the spooky pupae, your vampire starts to hatch and emerge.  Once he has risen he can act as a Master of Ceremonies from on top of his frame as well as hunting and stalking his mortal prey at the same time.

 

Hatch and Hang

 

Brilliant for early morning office infestations. Fantastic at private dinner parties and functions.

Imagine your staff or colleagues arriving in the morning to find a real live vampire hanging in the office.  Once the Baron has hatched and been woken up several times he swaps his nasty charms to become friendly, charming and entertaining to all who meet him, unless of course he smells fear!

Alternatively he could be hatching at your dinner party: First course finished, a disturbance from some of the theming? Your guest have no idea someone or something is in there!  It pulsates, swings and becomes reckless… Hatching to reveal your special guest.  You can imagine the rest!

 

 

Children’s Parties

Children’s parties are  a specialty. The Baron is the perfect choice for entertaining children of all ages. With all his vampire powers, skills and party tricks, he will amuse bemuse and amaze.

 

 

The Baron Von Grindle ~ Vampire for Hire

Also available for Film & TV, Photographic,  Private, Corporate, Exhibitions, Conferences, Themed parties, Nightclubs, Theme parks, Hotels, Restaurants, Castles, Stage & TV productions, Funerals and of course children’s parties.

 

 

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Clients include:

• Darren Shan’s book launch
• Goodwood Revival 2010
• Horror Channel
• Simon Drake’s House of Magic
• Dracula Club St Moritz
• The Brit Awards
• The Big Breakfast Show

• Claridges
• The Dorchester
• Hilton Park Lane
• Sheraton Hotels
• Thistle Hotels
• Holiday Inn
• Hyatt Regency Dubai

• Anton Mosimann
• Duchess of Yorke
• Kate Bush
• Lady Cowdray

• BMW
• Lowe & Partners
• Datawatch
• Franklin Covey
• Allied Tennison International
• AV Custom
• In Spirit Brands

• Alton Towers
• Chessington World of Adventures
• Madame Tussauds
• The London Dungeon
• The Trocadero Center
• The American Adventure
• Simon Drake’s House of Magic
• Dracula Club St Moritz
• Hever Castle
• Wycombe Caves
• The Clink

• Cafe Royale
• Cafe de Paris
• Kensington Roof Gardens
• The Hub Milton Keynes
• Potteries Museum & Art Gallery, Stoke-on-Trent
• Knebworth
• Jameson Colt Film Club
• Gallions Housing Association
• Brannigan’s
• Shelley’s Night Club
• Romford Market